I write silly rhymes and draw daft doodles. Here you can find out about my books, watch my videos, find fun activities, and read some limericks and other nincompoopery. So please make yourself at home. Oh and help yourself to the biscuits…

“You oughta wrap ya mince pies right round this fish hook, mate!”

- Donny Dwyer, actor, philosopher, hard nut

“A must have aide-mémoire for every budding zoologist or wilderness guru.”

- Terry Talltales, apprentice keeper, Whopsnide Zoo

“The lightest collection of verse since ‘Odes to a Pile of Mammoth Dung’.”

- Sir Francis Profiteroles, Professor of Nonsense, Tweedspan University