Lollipops and Lemon Squeezers…

From the city centre to the suburbs, London Town is a place full of excitement, intrigue and nincompoopery…


From bonkers buildings and boulevards to curious customs and characters. Read about the singular city in this capital collection.

Volumes of verse and oodles of doodles to be enjoyed by non-grown-ups of all ages and in all places.

As, whether visitor or local, it’s a town for every sort. And, whether nine, nineteen or ninety, I hope this book’ll make you snort.


When a person is tired of O’Crikey, they are tired of life.
— Samuel Johnson XVI, professional descendant