Recycled Parsnips…
A collection of silly rhymes and doodles to make non-grown-ups smile or smirk, whether you’re 8 or 88…
Learn about the sports of Ectapong and Blasteroids. Read about The Man Who Had Three Armpits. Find out what happened when Billy Bread-and-Butter-Pants ate too much dessert. All that and more.
So, tell your friends. And your enemies (if you have any). You could also tell your teachers, postman/lady or lollipop lady/man.
Oh and tell your neighbours. Just don’t bother with your next door neighbour’s cat (you know, the one that did the plop on your doorstep); it won’t care one bit.
“The lightest collection of verse since Alan the Caveman wrote ‘Odes to a Pile of Mammoth Dung’.”
